Mercy, mercy! Mercy, mercy me. What do we have here? A squiddle? A galoomphkaponch? A winkpinkerminkladdadaoodadayo? Yessum. All of the above. I am dry(ish) and so I type some, just a touch. Say little things that might lead to a something. Because God knows I don’t have it in me to sit down and write anything like a short story. Or a whole book of short stories. At least not in this frame of mind. At least not at this point. The mind is vast with many permeations and possibilities, but we’ve framed just this one corner for today. For this one moment. It could all flip quite unexpectedly if we’re not too careful. And so we say the things that come to mind and the mind comes to us with suggestions and we pick the juicy one and run with it because all along the way there are detours, hints and clues aplenty on which to feed and further the whole blessed business.
The fledgling writer dreams. He’s put a few clever sentences together, articulated some ideas, coined a phrase or two, and so he wonders: “Will I one day rise up grandly and write Thee Great Novel? Achieve ‘Success?’ With all of the attendant pleasures coming bundling in behind. Notoriety, fame, wealth, respect.” Or does he just keep putt-putting along with his little tidbits? Pushing ideas about idly like a pea upon his plate, in the hope that some poetry might pop up somewhere along the way…that maybe the damned thing might somehow write itself? Hard to say. Keep it in the day. That’s what they say. “I don’t know, man, I’m like a leaf in the wind. Don’t wanna think too much about nothin’.” Here’s a question: Can one keep it too much in the moment? Remaining ultra-present throughout their waking hours, neglecting to take a single second to reflect and muse upon the day’s doings? Could do yourself an injury. A disservice. A dissipitude. Made that last word up. Just to see.
Somebody once told me I had original ideas. That’s good, I suppose. Got to keep ‘er lit somewise. But there’s something else. Some extra length that one must go to that is so far eluding me. Nobody tells you these things, you see, not in any easy manner at any rate. And what of the rules? Well, they’re there to be bent, aren’t they? Disappear them with a mind-bolt, ZAP! Heard someone say once that you need three things to write: Experience, Imagination and Discipline. Jesus, discipline. Strap yourself to a chair sat at your desk and tear the words screaming from the deepest recesses of your subconscious, howling ghouls; whilst every circular inch of the hole in your soul wails “noooo!” in an booming overtone that causes the hair on your mother’s head to stand straight up. Even if she’s not present at the time, you can be sure that it’s happening. One thousand words every morning on the button, military-style press-ups, lest you be lashed, and banished from the exclusive club to which you’ve just gained entry. And the old guard tolerate you just so long as you’re salivating into a sordid puddle that glimmers occasionally, for their amusement. What are the fees?! Where and how do I pay my ‘dues?’ I’ve studied an awful long time for this promotion, I just don’t have the piece of paper to prove it! Yet.
But.
You know when I go out walking at night: I see things. “We’ll see things they’ll never see. You and I are gonna live foreveeeer!” What’s that supposed to mean? Women see things. Things we’ll never see. Like the scruff of my shoes upsetting an otherwise exemplary ensemble. They see the devilish glint of a greygreen eye, and all of it’s implications. The gleam of a beam of sunset light that lends beauty to the busted lamppost. They see it. Women. I wish I knew more about women. If I did I would go around making them one at a time, carrying on seven salutary relationships, each one blessing me with a separate virtue. “Come hither, my comforter!” “Woman of culture! Be at my side.” “Lady of the land, lend to me your rustic wit and mannerisms.” Yes, if I knew a thing or two about women it would be a different story altogether. But that’s alright.
On the other side of things there’s that whole eh, whatdoyecallit, it’s the thing, the uh, the gammit. The gomboobler. The gawnbeesch! Yes, that’s another thing altogether and it’s very significant because as you know all roads lead back to the impairment of the senses. Except for the sense of smell. I see a man smelling his way around city centre on certain days of the week. No stick, no guide-dog, no nothing. He simply ambles along, nose in the air, arms behind his back, and smiles benevolently on all those who pass before him. He wears a long fur. They call him the mink monk.
G’day