The unspoken. The thing you must not speak. The thing it is wiser not to mention. Yes 99% of users agree that it should not be mentioned. But sometimes… That intimacy. Why, oh why? Foolish eejit boy, do you never learn? No but he’s got thata thing, bein’ all intimate, getting in all close, what the fuck’s all that about like. Speakin’ with his warm voice like we’re in bed together. I’ll tell ye what though he does make a good jamroll. Yes if there’s one thing that can be said for that boy, in the kitchen, he is good. Not a bad rip altogether.

I am to have zero tension in my body at all times. I walk like a little ruberine figurine at the aquamarine quivering piveringk. All different boys like, playin the keys. We’re in the Declan corr orchestra, aww yeah come on, lethal. Mr owen ro fey.

Alpine invasion of the turd kind, ran out of roll and fell forewards. A blindman blinked and I shivered all me tinders. It was achin actually to tell ye the truth. Not one of the men present had a plaster, and id to wash it out maaself with liquid. What kind of liquid? Fuckin what do ye even think, fairy liquijd.

He’s a one man par5ty that bai. Aye fuck e he’s non stop like. Aye I kinda like that yeknow, he’s fulla beans like

Aye he is fulla beans like I haft admit. But like he never fucks up. Ano mate, ano. Ye know what I do? Wha? I just look at him. Look at him? Aye, just look at it him. A certain way like. An he usually bes quiet. Fuck hi id needa learn howda do that haha hah.

The reality of rock n roll, look, here comes the reality of rock n roll. Aye, tadger. He’s the one aye, oul ballsucker mctweed. Yea, fuckin fiftyfruits huhhuhuh. Aye he’s a fuckin wanker, but his birds nice. Aye shes lovely, nice wee girl. Aye talk away to ye like, good girl. Here does she cut hair? She does aye, doin them flatout mate, used to work in that fuckin franchise blowbar. Blowbar aye? I fuckin never even went there. Naw its not a bad spot like if ye know what to ask for. What do u usually get? Just colours like, yer basic colours, or a wee perm. Right aye, nahin too mad. Aye, if ur lookin off the wall stuff you’d be talkin deadly money. Fuck, I may start savin.

He’s seekin favours thata lad. Whaddoye mean? Hee’s lookin something done. Like I’ve not seen him at things like this before. Aye he’s maybe lost.