Oranje he grumpled and glandular flinched.
‘Did ye ever get the fish oil out from your stockings?’
-Silence- ‘Or say hello to your Uncle Jack? For me? ... Naw, ye did not, because you’re a bastard’s bollocks and nothing less.’ Elsewhere Hermund heaved and mumbling wrenched. At night he coughed but there was no emptying his lungs of the gulch. ’Would ye give us a glass of water? I’ve nahin but an ounce of liquid in me and it won’t be long till am dry.’ Downstairs Gertie pottered. The place was a fucking mess. ’The taps are all stiffened.’ She called, accentuating the ‘stiff’ in ‘stiffened,’ the way old codgers do. ‘I can give ye only gruel or grot.’ ’Have ye not a drop of whiskey for me?’ Coy he called back Hermund, chancing his bony old arm. ’I’ll check the cupboards.’ Gertie duly returned. Hermund reached for a book under pale lamplight and turned its scruffy pages. ’Have you ever heard of Henry Cooper?’ His full-voice coarse with the grippe called down. Gertie received the signal with a keen flick of her head, an ear pointed upwards, perhaps hoping to catch a clue from heaven... ’The only man to defeat Cassius Clay.’ She declared with a small smile of triumph. ’Wrong!’ Clanged Helm, delightedly, sitting up now wild-eyed and rabid. ‘He bloodied his nose in the 2nd and that’s the truth of it.’ ’I see.’ Said Gertie, distractedly, as she arranged the cups. ’You’d better make that a double.’ He settled himself back down and read further, squinting, flicking at his long nose.