Arthur’s Box

They say one ought not drain the reservoir. A quill can only dip so deep. Shallow waters make for substandard shadings. A certain desperation though, may well be conveyed.

Conveyed thus is the want of a waning scribe. Sunstruck pools flatter wainscot ideals, fleeting grandeur, illusions, glib happenstance purified, pureed, pissed up against a carboard cliff face.

Cast derision upon the cut and clip lyrical approach, find divine rinds in amongst a twist of sticking plugs. You see all along there was a malfunctioning juicer set to de-humanize. For all the good it would do you might as well have thrust your fist into its lacerating crux. By Job you could sing the very alphabet.

Sign a frenzied cry for help. Usher religious busy-bodies into coal-lit sheds. Shed prejudice in favour of yet-unheralded delight. Reject the advance of figures of authority. Sail head-first into political gatherings. Gather yourself. The nonsense has been run right through. Set the dials for a principled compulsion.

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The only instruction….
Let me dig these threadbare pockets,
See I’ve got this little crinkling episode
It mightn’t be any good but I’ve to read it

Yes

It may well be
That the artistic nature
Accounts for that class
Of offensive pests: the socially ill-equipped

Perhaps the truth
Pertains more to an inconsistency.
The two compared, characteristically speaking…
It could well be a chance thing.

If we accept this meanwhile as sooth
Happily then rendering the socially incapable
As a sorry bunch, filth-ridden;
All the more worthy of remedy are they then? Of some lenience?

Despite the preamble fore-sworn lacking any real coherence,
Let me continue: Society can scarce afford
To dismiss the gifts fermenting in the guts of our most stunted stand-abouts.
(Do make allowance for any coarseness, botched antiquity of phrasing, general shoddiness etc…)

One could very well be persuaded
That this crooked lot be condemned
Thus ridding those social adepts
Of another scourge, a mild annoyance that they could be doing without.

Can you imagine a world though
Bereft of knackered John, at dance around the lamp post in his faded butcher’s apron?
Or bleeding Gregory Pack, cavorting with the one straight priest in the parish?
They’re our busted uncles. It’s only your manic aunt.

I’d near trample that dancing drunk all over the footpath
Truth be told I see too much of myself in him,
The run-down scapegoats of every gene-pool’s puddle.
And aren’t they lovable? Bedraggled damp codgers, wet with yesterday’s piss.

If there’s a true and proper reason for it
Who am I to clarify, or bludgeon ignorant heads either?
I’d just like to see those beasts gathered up in a warmer huddle.
Can we stand them a further minute? Mind your purse now.

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Arthur was working the scythe. We weren’t to speak when Arthur was at the scythe. I stood back. Tossing about some loose scenario with our Arthur as the renowned Reaper, I’d to stifle a silly laugh. Silliness was frowned upon, probably a gateway to mild sinning in the black flood. They’d to cleanse all debauchery of romance. Puritans weren’t in the least bit like what they go calling ‘Goths,’ nowadays. Pleasure was a lash in the back, a remittance whose strain you couldn’t accept blame nor credit for.

Our boy was murdering the corn, his technique impeccable. You’d to hand it to him, he had a way with the blade. My job was to gather to gather the ear. Some hick-jackal once chided me that the sack I was wrangling with had seen better days with black slaves. Arthur said that if he ever heard that layabout talking like that again he’d show him ‘what it’s like.’ I was aware of what he meant by that more or less, sensed its vague danger. It was the distinction in my mind though, which was a nice way of saying that I was different. It was my way to want to investigate and to find out exactly what somebody like Arthur meant by taking a heckler away to show him ‘what it’s like.’

You could suppose the encouragement and chastisement that I got from Mr Rich sent me mostly in this direction. Writing my thoughts down so that they could keep track. Isn’t it nice when people take an interest? Arthur said that those good people become less and less when you get to being a ‘serious man.’ He never had a lot of time for hecklers, Arthur.

Mr Rich valued imagination. I mean, I presume that he did. It was written on the classroom board. He was genuine though. One of those exhorting jaunty sorts. I’m pretty sure he imagined himself as some hip, lean general, once more unto the breach and all that. We gave him a pass. He probably was stifling a few laughs of his own, chortling down those foppish sleeves. Without irony he dressed after an approximation of DaVinci, or one of those slave musicians maybe… There was this one boy in our class who was a genius. Of the best sort, very funny, and I’m doing him no justice here. You’ll have to believe me, great guy. Became a teacher himself, probably could’ve changed the world, but I don’t know, he never did the requisite drugs, I suppose. That’s how it goes with a puritan, there are only so many directions they can go. And they put all of those ragged in the workhouse. Keep them off the streets. It’s really best one gets out. Arthur and them are where they’re supposed to be. For you and me though, it’s got to be different.


Catch My Flaming Wallet


Market analytics suggest the threat of an inwardly burgeoning malignancy.
Desperation detectable due to an under-celebrated revolution affecting mechanical insights.

Cassock-clad Cossack took a lead pipe up his coccyx.
The feral were soon acquitted in a fit of flippant bluster.

Suitably some were made to parade their hides then worn, so torn, and yes, filth-ridden.
E’ver do wells in their finery shunned us visibly, audibly with the dribble all down their shirt-fronts a-spill.

Street peddler made his notes on a dim snap’s reverse.
The neighbour meditating, dispensed fresh advices, for which to freshen his pure pal’s poem.

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High Talk

Don’t let him lock the lamps on ye
For he’ll offer you a seafood dinner
Which in his coarse tongue
Comes to mean something mean and lurid

That is, in the scoundrel’s unfit manner
An everyday commonplace
Of speech and meaning,
Would wound the tenderer hearts
Of those that liken their lot,
Reasoned bluntly, with tawdry speculations

And so he went in for to say his poetry
Which was admissible
In-as far as the quaint turn
He could approach with savage execution

His nature fuelled seemingly
Rare bursts of expression
That bore fierce scrutiny
Leading the one to question, and rethink

Idle-headed men again
Were given cause for repose
Afore the local news and such
Granted them their turn

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If it’s an ordeal you’re after, well you’ve come to the right place. See you’ve to type in these words and stories and things like that, or I don’t know, maybe you’re doing visual stuff. Anyway, just you work away there, the rest of it should just roll out in front of you, like a big insect-strewn carpet. Keep it up, the whole ordeal bit is more like a recurring series of personal disasters. I suppose maybe that’s where you get the ideas.

This Machine Kills Gluttons


Rattle out all the hatchets
We’ve a gnome-alone needing freedom

Just a perch on which to feed from
A reach from freedom should the bough ever bend

The nails with which his soles were sewn
Have made only for a prickling countenance

And if you’re counting this as one worth reading
Send a sock for the sparing of his bald head’s blushes

Bearded queers are not beneath us
The funnily-featured fit their frames as forecasted

You too may have a frame to fill
We’ve to see to it that you’re fit for the filling

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Meat is free to the fiscally challenged
We’ve arranged a fire pit for the bone-idly contemptuous

Admittance guaranteed upon the studying of one’s aura
Grim greys, dismally speckled, you are getting the craic

Against our strictures you have been deemed passable
Yelping, or any variation on the gurn is strictly forbidden

The commencement of your duties will be marked by a bodily tumult
See to it that your window is alight with dire humanity. Good day.

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You are requested to appear at any number of hip gatherings
Toss your diary aside, we have made all the necessary arrangements

State of dress as follows: quaint, delicate, and torn
To be seen is quite a thing, no one knows, really

All enquiries to be disposed of in a ritualistic manner befitting
Away you on. Moving pictures and all that. Lose control.

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Penitent Faerie

When I made the switch to Universal Credit I thought it was going to be all deep realisations and quotes from some guy in a chair. Turns out I’ve been made to appreciate my insignificance more than ever. A few daft banknotes and even my mentor fails to return my calls. Thank gosh I’ve got my side hustle…

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And so we spoke in waking dreams
Through corridors of endless time
All through the darkened corners
Throwing lamplight upon the post

And then I remembered you
Upon a time when you were gentle
And like a father to me once
Pale blue light lit that corner

You were released
And I was strong for you
That you had known
This aching heart

The walls were screaming then
Another might have folded
Or simply left
Like others had forever

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Blind analytics
Petrify the spirit
Curse at the fallen
And count every fool

Don’t you like my painting?
I’m sure there is some movement
Something new
To you at least

Mine are all the same
Sheets of shite washed in the rain
I’d love to go to Spain
But who’s coming?

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He exists in the lower reaches
Thrives in those lost frequencies

Such an instrument, one, now the two
I too dwelt down there

There’s a lot of good music
But you’ve to go looking it

Look him, or maybe her up
Make a night of it

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Whatever sweetness there was got diluted
Disturbed by the awful dead oil all around
It wasn’t worth going looking
Too high a price for any gambler

That’s why I hold on
To these keepsakes

You have to wring the goodness out of them
Until they’re ready and willing to go
Crazy like John Wayne
Gacy, up there on the mountain

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Something I once suspected
Came to pass not long ago
Don’t ask me to explain it
Nobody really knows

Something beautiful happened
I watched a bitch sag out in heat
And I licked it with my feet
Just like mama said

You know you said to me this morning
I ain’t never been trying to hear
Nobody can’t tell me nothing
Until we get locked in my car

You can’t drive around the mount
I mean Woodstock or Olympus whatever
I want you to get up and jump
Take a woman out and make her

Beauty is all around us
It’s in your stupid face
Ugliness is a necessity
Go squint in the sun, wee son

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Boxing Clever, Playing Dumb.

— Yeah, so it’s musicless songs. Inaudible like. Ye read them.
— You mean a poem?
— No, we’re selling these. Poems are crap anyway. Wait’ll ye hear.
— Mate, you’re daft. Help me with this stall, bai. Wordless poems it is.

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You know I’m glad of this cloudy grey day
The slick pitch and lime wastes dead things away
The filth-ridden fowl, their barbed wire wings
I’m glad to see an end to these things

I’m writing these songs for you and for me
That we may come to know the true price of being free
It’d kill me in an instant to do wrong by these words
You’ve to count them as precious, for I have lived hard

And I know the cost of a good bag of grain
It’ll weigh in good measure with the stretch of your pain
There’s an old boy who stands a long day in the yards
Fulfilling the truth of his own just rewards

They promised us here to rehabilitate
But no pen-wielding teacher can wash men of their hate
And I’ve met with those who’ve fallen foul of the sword
I lend them my ear to wash up their raw words

So make your suggestions as something that shines
If for reformation your true heart does pine
Empty the houses of peasants and lice
Meet with sore eyes your brothers in vice

I’ve to keep writing for my road is long
Come the due time I will tell you the song
Don’t waste your blessings on tourists like me
Instead think of those who will never be free

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You know that if I get to sketching
A pale blue figure will emerge
Your visions never were fool proof
In fact she played you like a fool

And I’m not saying you deserved it
Your whiskey comes a hundred proof
Go on out fishing close to midnight
While this oil lamp slowly burns

Yes we can take this thing in turns
And pray to God that he will spare us
There’s no telling how the die will fall
She makes my coffee in the morning

It’s no ordinary way of living
Your woman wants you safe at home
Get on that cocaine boy keep rolling
Buy yourself a brand new Ford

Overseas the war is raging
You can’t cope with clear regret
Fill your cup with open promise
Hand me down my walking cane

You’ve got a shed out the back and that says it all
A burlap sack and a carpet stall
They pulled the curtains on your show
Sling your hook on down the coast

There’s many ways to say these things
All the joy that this life brings
You may lace those boots pal
Can’t stop that hometown burning

Gather all your private things
They seen it in a teacup
We’ve been doing it here many years
Won’t you stay with me tonight?

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And so you let him do
The things he comes to do to you
You let him linger on
He’s already gone

Blanche your face and blacken up your eyes
The dress you wear is darker than the night
Glamour forces out a fresh ideal
Buckle yourself in, it’s the turning of the wheel

So he comes to do
The things you let him do to you
He’ll come by tonight
I never told you so

You were a schoolgirl once upon a time
Now you’ve grown up wasted, he says that’s just fine
Take a look beneath the kitchen floor
Pins that send you reeling, he’ll be back for more

You have yet to consider the implications
Sharing your disease, tell me what became
Of your faith
Baybuh?

Pucker up now though you’re aging grey
What’s a girl to do, it’s another wasted day
Take the time to read your script with care
You know dreams of beauty, and just the thing to wear

Do the things you want
Nobody is judging you
They just see the sides
That won’t show by your light

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— mate

— matter with ye wee mucker

— these aren’t sellin’

—I know. Let’s go home.

Schrödinger’s Ballbeg


— I’ve been reading magazines for more than thirty years, Brian, I think I know when something’s good.
— Far be it from a blind minion like myself, I mean it’s beyond my means, or even my appetite…
— Yes, far be it from you, far be it from you. Of course, Brian, you mewling, you unfortunate runt you. Pass the crackers.
— Well that’s just what I was getting to, now hear me out, a minute please, it’s just I think… I may have discovered something.
— Oh, like Columbus?
— More like Columbo. Is it wise to eat all of that brie? Regardless, m’lord, me ol’ pal whom I love so dearly. Look, I have to get your opinion on this, I mean it’s all quite unbelievable.
— Go ahead, Brian, one can only stand to bear such snivelling for so long. Out with it, please now.
— Well, I will ask you this, now hold on to your handkerchief. Yes, my dearest friend and eternal hoarder of dubious cheeses, I shall put it to you…Yes. One minute.
— Hurry on, you old thief in the night.
–This is it. My question, I put to you, my chief, his cheeseness most highly.
— Go before I hit you.
— Do you think… Do you think it might be scripted?
— …
— …
— Well of course it’s all scripted, Brian! What did you think was happening?
— I for one maintained belief in the integrity of…
— The integrity of who, Brian? Whose integrity are you questioning now?
— It’s a can of worms though.
— You’re supposed to eat the worms, you idiot. Now pass me my cheese.

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If I were to just start writing, writing like this; and you were to begin reading… What would happen? Do you think?

Would some strange psychic connection between us two be established? It’s hard to say really.

I could be writing your future, something like Nostradamus.

Regardless of it, this is what you’re reading, and so the human spirit endures.

He was probably just having a laugh, Nostradamus. Anyway, I’m not sure who this is directed at, but you should probably read it…

One day you will be delightful, a positively bursting source of crooked energy, of that, I am sure.

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Altogether now we crumble, some of us flaking. That great shining silver spoon of destiny has pierced the crust, our just desserts.

Nightly there’s a shambles that is happening. Coaxed from the good green growth are several connivers. And now, all along the peninsula, tawdry falls are being taken by their pilots. Three sublime mice have been relieved of their snouts, the best of which is to be smoked by aging lags.

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Have you ever wondered after the existence of loot? Why if I were to excavate your eye sockets? (Yeah, those little holes that your eyes sit in, we call them sockets, yeah, like an electric lamp.) I could mine a veritable fortune. We call this: black romance.

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From the end of time there has been a multitude of duplicity. (Get it? No, forget it.) Foreign expats rummaging as immigrants.
Every seven centuries a geezer belches.

This is the nature of our world.

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If I were to place this placard on a plinth, pulmonary thrombosis should surely grip thee. I fashioned this map of Ronnie Corbett’s consciousness after a veiny pattern found on your mother’s lower leg. Of course I wasn’t looking any deeper than I should’ve been, I mean he’s hardly tall enough to pose a threat is he? But yeah I formed this excuse while you were in the kitchen: it’s to form the basis of charitable fruit machine that warns of the dangers of Deep Vein Thrombosis, whilst appearing so outdated (naturally enough)that it serves simultaneously to comment on the redundant family values of yesteryear.

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It is said that a criminal prisoner is apt to age at a rate much superior to that of the free-living everyman. Old gents are more likely to be seen trotting about in their twenties, having retired mostly from birth.

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Sometimes, when you are awake at night, I am whispering through a plastic tube. So that you may become frightened.

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Climbing Class

I walked right into his office. Called him out I did. Challenged the whole enterprise. Luckily he was a sap, and collided with a thought form of mine I’d barely prepared. The jealousy was hanging out of him in a manner near physical. So if convicted, in this man’s ridiculous courtroom mind, I would stand to inherit his grandfather’s printing press. Detract from that this imbecile’s constant berating, not of a fiend like me of course, he was astounded; he was in effect punishable by mastication from the ego outwards, often as the guilt assaults such a whim of God’s faffing. In my usual fashion I would go on to redeem the grifter with questionable objections, but it could linger a little longer now that ego/dearth/absolution rendered even me aghast. In short, he had to go. All those local gangs that you hear about ten minutes spent rolling a cigarette that shouldn’t even ought to depict clouds of death steam. I mean, any sense to be gleaned from their mumblings had to be embellished, any romance engendered regrettable. A young wig-wearing ponce took the stand for probably thirty seconds, making everybody feel stupid. The sleeping judge ordered a round of Bingo and the whole ordeal collapsed, just like that, into a bunny’s lap.